pessimistic sloppy joes

crazycatshipper: hyvoltage: colorfulrussianfireworks: bringing...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 22:23:57 +1000

hyvoltage:

colorfulrussianfireworks:

bringing this back

omg this has been my favorite youtube video for like years

he’s just so fucking excited about his lunch its intense

SPAM SANDWICH!!

i-am-superjohnlocked: mrsmarymorstan: pudus: was it really necessary for me to be born Possibly...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 00:15:21 +1000

i-am-superjohnlocked:

mrsmarymorstan:

pudus:

was it really necessary for me to be born

Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!

that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day

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Fri, 12 Apr 2013 00:13:24 +1000

The dress was made of live flowers, and literally fell to...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 00:49:26 +1100

The dress was made of live flowers, and literally fell to pieces along the runway, a symbol of decay : Alexander McQueen s/s 2007.

hyper-real: nahthatsnotveryraven: brittleboy: rizekial: nahthatsnotveryraven: in australia we...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 00:46:38 +1100

hyper-real:

nahthatsnotveryraven:

brittleboy:

rizekial:

nahthatsnotveryraven:

in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller

In another episode, I’m pretty sure that the older brother gets impregnated by a tree-girl and births the tiny dryad from his mouth.

I demand proof

you sure you wanna go there buddy

I met the screenwriter who wrote that episode of Around The Twist. He was so proud.

vaccums: Winona Ryder in high school “I was wearing an old...

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 00:21:56 +1100

vaccums:

Winona Ryder in high school

“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.

“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

i love you

makemineachocolate: Ultimate Chocolate Cake. is this even...

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 00:44:33 +1100

makemineachocolate:

Ultimate Chocolate Cake.

is this even legal omg

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 00:37:33 +1100

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isaia: I kind of had a bad day. So I drew this to make myself...

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 02:56:03 +1100

isaia:

I kind of had a bad day.
So I drew this to make myself feel better.

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Tue, 04 Dec 2012 22:19:10 +1100

rrrrrrrroll: R_60

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 22:24:12 +1100

rrrrrrrroll:

R_60

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Sat, 10 Nov 2012 01:30:49 +1100

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Sat, 10 Nov 2012 01:20:23 +1100

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katemess: there’s a homeless man who begs for money around the corner from my work sometimes he...

Wed, 24 Oct 2012 05:01:21 +1100

katemess:

there’s a homeless man who begs for money around the corner from my work

sometimes he comes in and buys a coffee with whatever money he can gather

he had a nervous breakdown and his wife left with his children

i learned that he has a PhD and was a university professor for years

life is really weird

thefrogman:

Tue, 23 Oct 2012 00:29:10 +1100

thefrogman:

southkoreanfood: 허니 브레드 HONEY BREAD: A common cafe food in...

Tue, 23 Oct 2012 00:00:00 +1100

southkoreanfood:

허니 브레드 HONEY BREAD: A common cafe food in South Korea! There are many types and versions, which range from sweet to savory (differs for each cafe / maker). Fluffy, thick-cut bread is doused in syrup, ice cream and/or whipped cream. Flavors range from chocolate, honey, fruit, sweet milk, green tea, cheese, garlic, pizza, etc. MEANT TO BE SHARED, SERIOUSLY!!!