pessimistic sloppy joes

2013-05-23

2013-04-18

hyvoltage:

colorfulrussianfireworks:

bringing this back

omg this has been my favorite youtube video for like years

he’s just so fucking excited about his lunch its intense

SPAM SANDWICH!!

Source: colorfulrussianfireworks

2013-04-12

i-am-superjohnlocked:

mrsmarymorstan:

pudus:

was it really necessary for me to be born

Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!

that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day

(via hoteloblivion)

Source: pudus

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Source: this-episode

2013-03-14

The dress was made of live flowers, and literally fell to pieces along the runway, a symbol of decay : Alexander McQueen s/s 2007.

The dress was made of live flowers, and literally fell to pieces along the runway, a symbol of decay : Alexander McQueen s/s 2007.

(via delaurore)

Source: alejandroperegrina

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hyper-real:

nahthatsnotveryraven:

brittleboy:

rizekial:

nahthatsnotveryraven:

in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller

In another episode, I’m pretty sure that the older brother gets impregnated by a tree-girl and births the tiny dryad from his mouth.

I demand proof

you sure you wanna go there buddy

I met the screenwriter who wrote that episode of Around The Twist. He was so proud.

Source: nahthatsnotveryraven

2013-02-03

vaccums:

Winona Ryder in high school

“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.

“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

i love you

Source: suicideblonde